Post by RINGO SHIRO on Oct 7, 2010 23:32:39 GMT -5
Pretty much the gimmick of this little spam thread is to take random moments of one of your RP's and pretty much turn them into end of the movie bloopers like the one you see at teh end of nearly everyone of Jackie Chan's films.
Examples and some of my own little bloopers:
Ringo Shiro
"Ya-Yabbashahshasha. DANG IT I CAN'T PRONOUNCE THIS!!"
"My dreams...are that I remember my lines."
"I know this a little out of the blue...but, can I see the script?"
"I went to a different middle school than everyone else, except for Ai. We never talked in Elementary school. Ai would always...remember her lines better than I can."
"Kotomi-senpai!" Ringo quickly ran up to the group of people. "Kotomi-senpai, whats goi...?!" Ringo trips over and collapses on the ground.
"NO!" Ringo clearly had objections, he didn't care if she wants to protect him but he refuses to leave the girl behind. It doesn't matter if she was more skilled, it didn't matter if she was more familiar with the dark hour. he refused to leave her behind. "I already...forgot my line...DAMMIT this is happening too often, It's going to become an old joke by the end of the day."
Kotomi tries to jump into the fountain but Ringo accidentally stood up to early and as a result Kotomi foot ball tackles Ringo into the fountain.
Yasushi Toshi
"You disrespectiful little brats. I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY LINES!!!"
"Let's see...she went missing around Christmas week so it would make sense that my ability to memorize the rest of my lines is also missing."
"Seriously what part of me screams Michael Jackson? Wait hold the phone..."
"But does it matter? Mariko's gift is vastly powerful. In fact I would have about a 15.678% chance of remembering the rest of my lines."
Joke Movie Trailers
(Inception Spoof) (Characters are in no particular representations)
Hoshiro: There is one thing you should know about me. I specialize in a specific type of security. A hidden security so to speak.
Ringo: You're talking about the Dark hour.
*music*
Leon: SEES has a job offer for you.
Kotomi: Does it have lots of boys? *shudder in fear*
*music*
Leon: eh he he...not exactly.
Ringo: The Dark hour creates Tartarus. We bring ourselves into Tartarus and we use our personas.
Haruna: Then you go on a suicide mission to save a girl you knew for a good two minutes.
Ringo:Well...yeah it kinda happens often.
*music*
Hoshiro: It's called Persona.
*music*
Ringo: I'm ready.
*Even more music*
Xenneth: I think I found a way home. And Cherry! *points to Cherry* That's how I get there.
Staring Xenneth Hikari
*epic music*
Ringo: I always wondered if this was all big dream. It's only when I wake up that I realize, holy crap it really happened last night.
Caption: Your mind...
Kotomi: Why do you keep disobeying me Shiro?! Why do you have chronic hero syndrome?!
Caption: is on crack.
Ringo: Tartarus is collapsing!
*black out*
Ringo: I have it under control
*shows numerous scenes of Ringo getting stabbed, mentaly freaked out or stressed, and numerous other bloody scenes caused by Ringo's initial lack of control over his persona*
Hachiko: I hate to see out of control.
TITLE: BURN MY DREAD, THE INCEPTION EDITION!
Ringo is constantly firing Megidolas at shadows.
Yukimi: You could just have me use Megidoloan. *blasts shadows*
End
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Ringo is at a party but then crushes the cup he is holding when he sees Shiori.
Ringo: Hey don't you owe me 2000000 yen?
Shiori stares
Ringo: Never mind
Ringo: Do you know this one girl with hair like this?
Genbu: Yeah, that's Shiori Takamiya.
Mariko: She's out of your league.
Ringo: You know her? Tell me now.
Mariko: She just moved here, got a job at amazon.
*dashes home*
Ringo: I have to order something random...
Xenneth: *stares* Ringo...are you waiting for the package you just ordered?
Ringo: Maybe
Universal Burn My Dread Productions
DING DONG, Ringo opens door.
Shiori: Ringo Shiro.
Ringo: Hi, I really need you to give me back 200000 yen but I don't know where you live so...
Shiroi: That's ok, you should just sign this for me alright?
Ringo: I really need that yen...
Shiroi: If I say yes will you sign for your damn package.
Ringo signs it at the speed of light and throws box at Xenneth accidentally
Ringo: So yeah about that yen...
Later...
Ringo: So yeah come to the battle of the bands.
Shiori: You have a band?
Ringo: What do you think I need the yen for?
Rikka: ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
Rosaline: Whoa!
Rock tune till Etyn blasts through the roof.
Etyn: MR. SHIRO!! *Crashes on to the ground* I AM SHIORI'S FIRST EVIL EX BOYFRIEND!
Haruna: What o.o *everyone looks at Shiori.*
Ringo: Wait! Why are we fighting over Shiori?
Etyn: Didn't you get my e-mail explaining the situation?
Ringo: I skimmed it...
Xenneth face palms.
In bus.
Ringo: What was that all about?
Shiori: Before I can pay you that 200000 you may have to defeat my evil exs.
Ringo: So what your saying is...we're dating?
Shiori: Somehow
Ringo: Ah dammit.
Shiori: Yeah...
FROM THE DIRECTOR OF COLD FUZZ!
Yukimi: Ringo Shiro! *katana battle*
Takezo: Prepare to feel the wrath of the league of evil exs.
AND RINGO OF THE DEAD
Rikka: Shiori dated 'bros'
Shows Yukimi and Takezo performing a brofist and destroying the concert stage.
Juno: At the same time o.0
Xenneth: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game Ringo. Break out the Y word
Ringo: Yen?
Xenneth: I'm thinking of a different Y word
Ringo: Yens?
THIS SUMMER
IT'S ON
LIKE MARA (doesn't flow at all but who cares)
Juno: What are you doing?
Ringo: Getting a revival bead
Yukimi: You want to fight me for her? Why on earth would you want to do that.
Ringo: Hell if I know.
RINGO SHIRO VS ZA WAURDO!!!
Haruna: Maybe next time we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex boy friends.
Ringo: Seven T-T
Haruna: Well that's not that bad.
COMING SOON!
Examples and some of my own little bloopers:
Ringo Shiro
"Ya-Yabbashahshasha. DANG IT I CAN'T PRONOUNCE THIS!!"
"My dreams...are that I remember my lines."
"I know this a little out of the blue...but, can I see the script?"
"I went to a different middle school than everyone else, except for Ai. We never talked in Elementary school. Ai would always...remember her lines better than I can."
"Kotomi-senpai!" Ringo quickly ran up to the group of people. "Kotomi-senpai, whats goi...?!" Ringo trips over and collapses on the ground.
"NO!" Ringo clearly had objections, he didn't care if she wants to protect him but he refuses to leave the girl behind. It doesn't matter if she was more skilled, it didn't matter if she was more familiar with the dark hour. he refused to leave her behind. "I already...forgot my line...DAMMIT this is happening too often, It's going to become an old joke by the end of the day."
Kotomi tries to jump into the fountain but Ringo accidentally stood up to early and as a result Kotomi foot ball tackles Ringo into the fountain.
Yasushi Toshi
"You disrespectiful little brats. I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY LINES!!!"
"Let's see...she went missing around Christmas week so it would make sense that my ability to memorize the rest of my lines is also missing."
"Seriously what part of me screams Michael Jackson? Wait hold the phone..."
"But does it matter? Mariko's gift is vastly powerful. In fact I would have about a 15.678% chance of remembering the rest of my lines."
Joke Movie Trailers
(Inception Spoof) (Characters are in no particular representations)
Hoshiro: There is one thing you should know about me. I specialize in a specific type of security. A hidden security so to speak.
Ringo: You're talking about the Dark hour.
*music*
Leon: SEES has a job offer for you.
Kotomi: Does it have lots of boys? *shudder in fear*
*music*
Leon: eh he he...not exactly.
Ringo: The Dark hour creates Tartarus. We bring ourselves into Tartarus and we use our personas.
Haruna: Then you go on a suicide mission to save a girl you knew for a good two minutes.
Ringo:Well...yeah it kinda happens often.
*music*
Hoshiro: It's called Persona.
*music*
Ringo: I'm ready.
*Even more music*
Xenneth: I think I found a way home. And Cherry! *points to Cherry* That's how I get there.
Staring Xenneth Hikari
*epic music*
Ringo: I always wondered if this was all big dream. It's only when I wake up that I realize, holy crap it really happened last night.
Caption: Your mind...
Kotomi: Why do you keep disobeying me Shiro?! Why do you have chronic hero syndrome?!
Caption: is on crack.
Ringo: Tartarus is collapsing!
*black out*
Ringo: I have it under control
*shows numerous scenes of Ringo getting stabbed, mentaly freaked out or stressed, and numerous other bloody scenes caused by Ringo's initial lack of control over his persona*
Hachiko: I hate to see out of control.
TITLE: BURN MY DREAD, THE INCEPTION EDITION!
Ringo is constantly firing Megidolas at shadows.
Yukimi: You could just have me use Megidoloan. *blasts shadows*
End
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
Ringo is at a party but then crushes the cup he is holding when he sees Shiori.
Ringo: Hey don't you owe me 2000000 yen?
Shiori stares
Ringo: Never mind
Ringo: Do you know this one girl with hair like this?
Genbu: Yeah, that's Shiori Takamiya.
Mariko: She's out of your league.
Ringo: You know her? Tell me now.
Mariko: She just moved here, got a job at amazon.
*dashes home*
Ringo: I have to order something random...
Xenneth: *stares* Ringo...are you waiting for the package you just ordered?
Ringo: Maybe
DING DONG, Ringo opens door.
Shiori: Ringo Shiro.
Ringo: Hi, I really need you to give me back 200000 yen but I don't know where you live so...
Shiroi: That's ok, you should just sign this for me alright?
Ringo: I really need that yen...
Shiroi: If I say yes will you sign for your damn package.
Ringo signs it at the speed of light and throws box at Xenneth accidentally
Ringo: So yeah about that yen...
Later...
Ringo: So yeah come to the battle of the bands.
Shiori: You have a band?
Ringo: What do you think I need the yen for?
Rikka: ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
Rosaline: Whoa!
Rock tune till Etyn blasts through the roof.
Etyn: MR. SHIRO!! *Crashes on to the ground* I AM SHIORI'S FIRST EVIL EX BOYFRIEND!
Haruna: What o.o *everyone looks at Shiori.*
Ringo: Wait! Why are we fighting over Shiori?
Etyn: Didn't you get my e-mail explaining the situation?
Ringo: I skimmed it...
Xenneth face palms.
In bus.
Ringo: What was that all about?
Shiori: Before I can pay you that 200000 you may have to defeat my evil exs.
Ringo: So what your saying is...we're dating?
Shiori: Somehow
Ringo: Ah dammit.
Shiori: Yeah...
FROM THE DIRECTOR OF COLD FUZZ!
Yukimi: Ringo Shiro! *katana battle*
Takezo: Prepare to feel the wrath of the league of evil exs.
AND RINGO OF THE DEAD
Rikka: Shiori dated 'bros'
Shows Yukimi and Takezo performing a brofist and destroying the concert stage.
Juno: At the same time o.0
Xenneth: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game Ringo. Break out the Y word
Ringo: Yen?
Xenneth: I'm thinking of a different Y word
Ringo: Yens?
THIS SUMMER
IT'S ON
LIKE MARA (doesn't flow at all but who cares)
Juno: What are you doing?
Ringo: Getting a revival bead
Yukimi: You want to fight me for her? Why on earth would you want to do that.
Ringo: Hell if I know.
RINGO SHIRO VS ZA WAURDO!!!
Haruna: Maybe next time we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex boy friends.
Ringo: Seven T-T
Haruna: Well that's not that bad.
COMING SOON!
